It’s really great finding a mix cd to your ex from their ex on your iTunes…
Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.
Anonymous asked: 13,47, 5
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette
Yeah. I could. I’ve been smoke free for two months now and I couldn’t be happier.47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago? Not. At. All. 5: What are you looking forward to in the next week? Being done with school and hanging out with someone new.